Monday, December 12, 2011

Plan 9 From Outer Space

December 8, 2011
Presented by People's Republic of Komedy, Dana Gould (Producer of The Simpsons and Parks and Rec) and Frank Conniff and Trace Beaulieu (MST3K) provided "Rifftrax" mocking the movie while providing fun facts.
Siff Uptown has some awesome events on the horizon.
Bela Lugosi walks through the same cemetery five times.  It was the only footage of him they shot before he died.  For the rest of the movie, they just used the director's chiropractor as the vampire, and made him hold his cape in front of his face.


Linkage:
Parks and Rec and Community make me happy every week.



Aziz Ansari Remixes “Ni#@$ in Paris” with Emoji

Aziz loves Kanye and Jay-Z.
Ansari makes a two second appearance in the "Otis" Video. 
(at 2:34)

Christmas Rap
Christmas Infiltration


Donald Glover has mad flow.
Childish Gambino - Sunrise

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Party Bear

December 7, 2011
26 pounds.
32,000 calories.
Gluten free.

My homeroom has decided we need this for our next party.  
I'm so proud of them.

Based on the comic:
Chosen as the greatest Batman comic on several lists.
from IGN:
Who would dress up like a bat and prance around the city fighting crime? We all know that answer. Who would stand by his side? That's the story we learn in Year One, which remains the undisputed #1 Batman book ever produced. Batman and Gordon arrive in Gotham around the same time, both carrying a lot of baggage. Though they spend the year making their fair share of mistakes, they form an uneasy partnership, one that will last throughout their careers.

Whenever a new Batman movie is announced, the first question is always: "Who's the villain?" And yet, the best Batman story of all time remains the one that features no marquee villains. At best, you get a cameo from Selina Kyle. Otherwise, this is a story about two men trying to do right in a city where everything has gone wrong. Perhaps that's what makes it stronger than all the rest. There's no reliance on campy villains or a threat that would wipe out all of Gotham. This is street crime and corruption. This is the impossible battle, the one Batman and Jim Gordon can never win.

You know that saying, "If you read just one book, this is the one to read"? Well, that applies to Batman: Year One. It's not only one of the most important comics ever written, it's also among the best. 

Linkage:
Good + Good = Double Good.

and they are coming to Seattle on the Mylo Xyloto tour 
(April 25).
Tickets go on sale December 17.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Jump On It!

December 6, 2011
Pep Band at the basketball game. 
Turbo crushed it.  
"Seven Nation Army", "Crazy In Love", "Bad Romance", and "Jump On It". 

The band goes all the way to the top.  
Well, the guy leaning in the red shirt is not in the band, but everyone else is.

Linkage:

Klosterman always talks about the acceleration of culture.  This is a prime example of that theory.
Think about how fast some of these memes disappeared.

from Erin Foster’s Blog
Totally Confident and Completely Insecure
I’ve always had compulsive honesty, regardless of the repercussions. But the older I get, the more I see people telling me to lie and cover things up. And it finds its way into my head. No girlfriend encourages you to tell someone you love them, when they know they might not love you back. But the truth sits in me like a disease and I don’t know how to live with it by myself. I have to let it out! I have to make you live with it too. I go against what my friends tell me because they only know how to protect me from the world. They are on the side of keeping my insides safe, and I’m on the side of making the truth less scary.

From the author:
THE HAPPINESS PROJECT is the memoir of the year I spent test-driving the wisdom of the ages, current scientific studies, and lessons from popular culture about how to be happier – happily, it was a #1 New York Times bestseller. As one of the hundreds of experiments I've conducted, I started this blog. Here, I recount my daily adventures in pursuit of happiness. – 
Gretchen Rubin



I love the line “Lots of people sleep with her because she’s an anesthesiologist.”

And at that moment, I realized how ridiculous I was. Somehow adopting Bacon had become the epitome of my mid-twenties struggles. I thought if I had a dog to come home to, it wouldn’t matter that I worked late hours and lacked challenge at my legal job. If I could walk her, it was okay that I felt that I was losing touch with what few friends to their relative jobs and lives. And while she sat there, chewing on her bone and waiting for me to get out of the shower, I could feel confident and loved, even if I’d gained nearly 20 lbs in 2 years as my mother reminds me every week.

Hoops DJ

December 5, 2011
Everyone has a job.  At morning practice, I am the DJ.  It's easy because we only listen to one song:
"Somebody Told Me" by The Killers.  
Over and over and over and over...
#stillnotsickofit  
#itisareallygoodsong.

Linkage:
from Wall Street Journal

Drag Me to Hell
(New Mexico Bowl: Temple vs. Wyoming, Dec. 17 in Albuquerque, N.M.) A horror show of a bowl opener featuring two nondescript teams. Viewers are left wishing they could be dragged to Hades instead.
Hot Tub Time Machine
(Champs Sports Bowl: Florida State vs. Notre Dame, Dec. 29 in Orlando, Fla.) An outrageous comedy in which we're transported back to a time when these two programs actually mattered.
The Tourist
(Holiday Bowl: California vs. Texas, Dec. 28 in San Diego) Just because there are two big names on the marquee (think Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp) doesn't mean it'll be the least bit entertaining.

Cruel Intentions
(Sugar Bowl: Michigan vs. Virginia Tech, Jan. 3 in New Orleans) Two privileged
,
 opportunistic programs that probably don't deserve what they have battle it out while

 leaving broken hearts in their wake.

I.
LOVE.
MASCOTS.


from Grantland
Imagine that you're a detective, assigned to investigate a murder in a community of 1,000 people. There's no established motive for this crime, and no one saw it happen. By the time you arrive, the body has already been cremated. There are no clues. There is no forensic evidence. You can't find anything that sheds any light whatsoever on who committed this murder. But because there are only 1,000 people in town, you have the opportunity to interview everyone who lives there. And that process generates a bizarre consensus: Almost 800 of the 1,000 citizens believe the murderer is a local man named Timothy.
Over and over again, you hear different versions of the same sentiment: "Timothy did it." No one saw him do it, and no one can provide a framework for how he might have been successful. But 784 people are certain it was Timothy. A few interviewees provide sophisticated, nuanced theories as to why they're so convinced of his guilt. Others simply say, "I can just tell it was him. I know it." Most testimonies fall somewhere in between those extremes, but no one has any tangible proof. You knock on Timothy's door and ask if you can talk to him about the crime. He agrees. He does not seem nervous or distraught. You ask what he was doing the evening of the murder. He says, "I was reading a book and watching a movie." He shows you the book. You check the TV listings from the night of the murder, and the film he referenced had aired on television. You say, "Many people in this town think you are responsible for the killing." Timothy says, "I have no idea why they would think that." You ask if he knew the man who died. "Yes," he replies. "I know everyone in town." You ask if he disliked the victim. "I didn't like him or dislike him," he says. "I knew him. That was the extent of our relationship."
After six months of investigating, you return to your home office. Your supervisor asks what you unearthed. "Nothing," you say. "I have no evidence of anything. I did not find a single clue." The supervisor is flummoxed. He asks, "Well, do you have any leads?" You say, "Sort of. For reasons I cannot comprehend, 784 of the citizens believe the killer is a man named Timothy. But that's all they have — theirbelief that Timothy is guilty."
"That seems meaningful," says your supervisor. "In the face of no evidence, the fact that 78.4 percent of the town strongly believes something seems like our best case. We can't arrest him, but we can't ignore that level of accord. It's beyond a coincidence. Let's keep the case open. I feel like we should continue investigating this Timothy fellow, even if our only reason for suspicion is the suspicion of other people."
Do you agree with your supervisor's argument?

The article rekindled my love of Chuck Klosterman leading me to purchase his latest book, "The Visible Man"
(When did they start making trailers for books?)

Full disclosure: I did not watch all 90 minutes.

Icons. Best Friends. (And New Music)

December 4, 2011

They look so happy to see each other.

Lots of new music:

Flight of the Conchords
Hurt Feelings

Muppets
Life's A Happy Song
Music and Lyrics by Bret McKenzie 
(from Flight of the Conchords)

Visqueen
Hand Me Down

Kate Bush
50 Words For Snow

Friday, December 9, 2011

MUPPETS!!

December 3, 2011
#97%fresh


Linkage:

5) Go easy on the lessons.
Unlike most other kiddy entertainment, the Muppets were never didactic. They’re flawed, eccentric, anarchic personalities. Miss Piggy, let’s face it, is a borderline narcissist. Gonzo is in love with a chicken. Kermit has a quiet dignity, but he’s easily aggravated. In the Muppet world, character trumps discipline—but when it comes time for morals, they’re kept simple and classy. Leave the “I love you, you love me” garbage to the singing dinosaur.

Alan Sepinwall’s Review of “The Muppets”
"The Muppets," on the other hand, feels like a Muppet movie. If you had a time machine and could insert "Life's A Happy Song" into, say, "The Muppets Take Manhattan," it wouldn't seem the slightest bit out of place.(***) We get a "live" recreation of "The Muppet Show" opening credits, and a running subplot involving the host, the kidnapped, reluctant Jack Black. Kermit is still decent and patient and kind, but also too reserved and polite at times. Piggy is still driven by ego, but her temper and guile comes in handy. The Muppets don't all get along, but did they ever? "The Muppet Show" was five seasons of backstage calamity driven by egos, anxieties and the kind of arguments that only close friends and family can have with each other. 

Sunday, December 4, 2011

No One's Going To Save You From The Beast About To Strike

December 2, 2011
Thriller lives on at the Junior High dance.
Other popular dances included "Jump On It" and "The Macarena".  But I hope they liked the Macarena ironically.


Linkage:




AVC: As you get older and things get more serious, how has your perception of sports changed—how you engage with sports, how you follow it—especially now that you have kids?
DM: You have to de-prioritize it. When you’re 18, when you’re at college, sports can be your life. You can watch every baseball game, every college basketball game, every football game. Once you have a family and kids, you can’t do that anymore. I can’t watch every basketball game. That would be completely insane. I’ve had to do this triage where I pick what sport is important to me, which happens to be football, so football is what I watch, and I don’t really watch too many other sports anymore. I occasionally get glimpses, but I have to reprioritize, because that’s how it naturally progresses—things like family, responsibilities, and your job all take precedent. Now, my job happens to be sports-related, so it’s like my duty to watch football. It’s my job. But that’s not a change for me. When you’re 18, it’s life and death, because you don’t have a kid, and it’s a much bigger deal when you’re 18. Having a kid—when the Vikings lost the 2009 NFC title game, it sucked, and I’m not happy about it, but my kid is still alive. You have to have that horrible forced perspective that you don’t want. [Laughs.] I’d much rather be a raving lunatic when I watch a game, but I’m not.

Legal Substitution?

December 1, 2011
How are you supposed to record this in the score book?
#thankgoditstheJVgame

Linkage:
Address Is Approximate

Address Is Approximate from The Theory on Vimeo.


The Portlandia Tour at the Showbox sold out already.  
We are probably their target audience.

"SIP" Meeting (With Coconut)


November 30, 2011
The Black Raven Tasting Room is now open at Noon.
#allmeetingsshouldberescheduledhere 


Linkage:
YES!  I love year end lists!

The kids at school LOVE this game.  Why do they play a game that is a job?


Hard Times Generation: Families living in cars
Scott Pelley brings "60 Minutes" cameras back to central Florida to document another form of family homelessness: kids and their parents forced to live in cars.

One Bag At A Time

November 29, 2011
This donation barely made a dent.
#HOWDIDTHISHAPPEN?!?!?

Linkage:
If someone wanted to get me the Octorock Crochet, I would be thankful.


But, it turns out, middle and high school students are having most of the fun, building their erector sets and dropping eggs into water to test the first law of motion. The excitement quickly fades as students brush up against the reality of what David E. Goldberg, an emeritus engineering professor, calls “the math-science death march.” Freshmen in college wade through a blizzard of calculus, physics and chemistry in lecture halls with hundreds of other students. And then many wash out.

An Avalanche Of Options

November 28, 2011
What board will make me fall down the least?
#atthemercyofthemountain
(I'm still researching this selection, but I don't want to overthink it. My skill level is too low for many of these options to matter.  Any input is welcome.)

Linkage:
A Seattle man, jobless and nearly broke, decides to hop a bus to Occupy Wall Street in New York. Once there, Ray Kachel finds community:
"Kachel, exhausted from his cross-country trip, was overwhelmed by the pandemonium. He could barely sleep, as the only bedding he had was a thermal wrap made of Mylar. At one point, someone told him that a shower could be arranged at the comfort station. When he arrived, there was no shower to be had, and suddenly he was confronted with the fact of being broke and homeless in a strange city. He withdrew into himself, curling up to sleep in his fleece and waterproof shell on the steps near the east side of the park.

"One day, Kachel overheard a group of young occupiers, who were sitting on the steps just a few feet away, talking about him as if he weren’t there. 'He’s not going to make it here doing that,' one of them said. 'He isn’t taking care of himself.' They were right—his socks and shoes, drenched in a rainstorm, had been wet for several days. Kachel saw that he couldn’t survive in the park alone. He had to become part of the collective in an unreserved way—something that he’d never done."

The Circus Arrives Without Warning

November 27, 2011


Morgenstern is both a writer and a visual artist, and the world of The Night Circus is elaborately designed, fantastically imagined and instantly intoxicating — as if the reader had downed a glass of absinthe and leapt into a hallucination. Like Rowling, Morgenstern conjures a setting so intricate and complete that imposing a plot on it feels almost worthy of extra credit. But that's where the comparison ends. The Harry Potter saga, played out through the hijinks of its young wizards, was propelled by an epic battle between good and evil; The Night Circus uses romance, not morality, for fuel.
Marco and Celia, the novel's star-crossed heroes, are gifted magicians who enter into an epic contest set down by their mentors as a kind of gentleman's wager. The pair are still in grade school when the gauntlet is thrown, and so do not fully understand what they're training for and why. Yet, through arduous study with their masters (old rivals on the Victorian magic circuit), the young apprentices develop impressive skills, like the ability to heal wounds and read glyphs. Later, when as teenagers they meet by chance outside a London cafe (in the rain, of course), they fall suddenly and deeply in love.
Indeed, the darkest and most engaging element in the novel is not the circus but the relationships between the children and their guardians, who resemble nothing so much as the kind of overattentive, hyper-achievement-­oriented, controlling parents much decried in modern media. I felt, at times, that the text that perhaps most speaks to “The Night Circus” isn’t “The Tempest” but “The Drama of the Gifted Child,” got up in face paint and spangles. The peculiar imprisonment and constant education in isolation — a sort of early home schooling — that Marco’s guardian imposes on him; the way Celia’s father, before his death, repeatedly slices her fingers so she can “learn” to heal them with her mind, and breaks her wrist with a paperweight when she’s not being quite magic enough: these are authentically dark, strongly imagined moments, the stuff that nightmares, if not dreams, are made of. I don’t really know what “magical air” might be, but I can feel what it might be like to have your caretaker smash your wrist. Strangely, the two most powerful kinds of magic there are — the power of cruelty and the power of love — receive the least page time here, their pungency muffled in ice gardens, intricate clocks and floor-sweeping gowns that change color.  Magic without passion is pretty much a trip to Pier One: lots of shrink-wrapped candles. One wishes Morgenstern had spent less time on the special effects and more on the hauntingly unanswerable question that runs, more or less ignored, through these pages: Can children love who were never loved, only used as intellectual machines? What kind of magic reverses that spell? It’s not as pretty a spectacle, but that’s a story that grips the heart.

Linkage:
My Cat Is A Dick
Cats take up about sixty percent of the internet, why not make it sixty one?