Monday, June 17, 2013

USA v Panama Looks Good On TV

June 11, 2013

From now until sometime in September I will be on the road, writing stories. Yes, this series has a catchy name, "Rembert Explains America," but that's only part of the story. Also, I don't enjoy thinking in the third person, so my actual approach to traversing the country takes me back to another great summer of my life.

The Summer of Yes

It's a simple philosophy that two friends and I invented during the summer of 2008. Newly 21, vaguely employed, and anticipating three thrilling months of independence, we established one rule for the summer: Say yes. To everything. While not perfect, and certainly not always carried out, even having the inclination to always be willing to try something was enough.
Five years have passed, but my approach to the summer still remains the same. The catch this time is that I'd like your help. For this series, a schedule and a route exist, certain stops will be made, and there are stories, long and short, fun and serious, weird and extremely weird, that I have wanted to tell for years, that will finally come to light in this three-month journey through the contiguous 48. But I don't know everything.

Slate Gateway Episodes - Gilmore Girls
It’s nearly summer, the perfect time to catch up with a few of those shows everyone is always saying you should watch. But there are so many! How can you decide which to try? You need to find the gateway episode, one you can watch without any background knowledge and which will give you a real sense of the show—and whether you’ll like it.
Whether or not you’re a sophomore in high school, I’d recommend starting with Episode 7 from Season 3, “
They Shoot Gilmores, Don’t They?” It has a bit of nearly every essential aspect of the series. There’s an important scene showing Rory working on the school newspaper at that fancy private school; her friendship with domineering classmate Paris Geller (Liza Weil) comes into play; a Friday night dinner scene with Emily Gilmore (Kelly Bishop), Lorelai’s mother—who hosts the weekly meals in an effort to gain some influence with her daughter and granddaughter—gives you a feel for the show’s family dynamics. Many of the key characters from the quirky, vibrant town Lorelai and Rory live in play a part in the episode. Most importantly, the episode showcases, as most episodes of Gilmore Girls do, fast-talking wit, clever cultural references, and general fun-loving ridiculousness.

Welcome to this new series, in which we anticipate one excellent matchup per week and diarize it to learn something about the art of pitching. In the process, we also discover meaningful things about ourselves and our lives through the lens of baseball. There is always a lesson at the end. Each pitchers' duel receives an official 1-10 rating on the Marichal-Spahn Scale, named after the greatest pitchers' duel ever.
 
 Last year, Jeff Sullivan at FanGraphs wrote about Iwakuma's splitter, noting that it produced ground balls at an extremely high rate. That has remained true in 2013; the pitch yields a grounder on 79 percent of balls in play, the best of any splitter in the game. It's no surprise when you consider the excellent movement; the pitch tails in on righties at the fourth-best rate among all splitters and sinks at the second-best rate. Throw in a velocity of 86 mph — not far off from his fastball — and you can see why it's so epic. Lefties flail, righties get handcuffed.
Iwakuma goes to the splitter 20 percent of the time and rounds out his repertoire with a fastball (averaging 90.43 mph), curve, slider, and, per FanGraphs, the most valuable sinker in the game. That last pitch is a doozy; it's practically the same velocity as the four-seamer, but ends up five inches lower and three inches to the right.
Fun Fact: He was so good in the 2009 World Baseball Classic that the Japanese manager chose him over Yu Darvish to start the championship game. He made it into the eighth, holding South Korea to two runs, and left with the lead. Japan later won in extra innings.

Adam Scott and Jon Hamm
Greatest Event In TV History


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Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Two Hour Coaching Clinic (Not Pictured)

June 10, 2013
How Not To Be Alone
Most of our communication technologies began as diminished substitutes for an impossible activity. We couldn’t always see one another face to face, so the telephone made it possible to keep in touch at a distance. One is not always home, so the answering machine made a kind of interaction possible without the person being near his phone. Online communication originated as a substitute for telephonic communication, which was considered, for whatever reasons, too burdensome or inconvenient. And then texting, which facilitated yet faster, and more mobile, messaging. These inventions were not created to be improvements upon face-to-face communication, but a declension of acceptable, if diminished, substitutes for it.

But then a funny thing happened: we began to prefer the diminished substitutes.
Steven Soderberg - State of Cinema
A few months ago I was on this Jet Blue flight from New York to Burbank. And I like Jet Blue, not just because of the prices. They have this terminal at JFK that I think is really nice. I think it might be the nicest terminal in the country although if you want to see some good airports you’ve got to go to a major city in another part of the world like Europe or Asia. They’re amazing airports. They’re incredible and quiet. You’re not being assaulted by all this music. I don’t know when it was decided we all need a soundtrack everywhere we go. I was just in the bathroom upstairs and there was a soundtrack accompanying me at the urinal, I don’t understand. So I’m getting comfortable in my seat. I spent the extra $60 to get the extra leg room so I’m trying to get comfortable and we make altitude. And there’s a guy on the other side of the aisle in front of me and he pulls out his iPad to start watching stuff. I’m curious to see what he’s going to watch – he’s a white guy in his mid-30s. And I begin to realize what he’s done is he’s loaded in half a dozen action sort of extravaganzas and he’s watching each of the action sequences – he’s skipping over all the dialogue and the narrative. This guy’s flight is going to be five and a half hours of just mayhem porn.
I get this wave of – not panic, it’s not like my heart started fluttering – but I had this sense of, am I going insane? Or is the world going insane – or both? Now I start with the circular thinking again. Maybe it’s me. Maybe it’s generational and I’m getting old, I’m in the back nine professionally. And maybe my 22-year-old daughter doesn’t feel this way at all. I should ask her. But then I think, no: Something is going on – something that can be measured is happening, and there has to be. When people are more outraged by the ambiguous ending of The Sopranos than some young girl being stoned to death, then there’s something wrong. We have people walking around who think the government stages these terrorist attacks. And anybody with a brain bigger than a walnut knows that our government is not nearly competent enough to stage a terrorist attack and then keep it a secret because, as we know, in this day and age you cannot keep a secret.
 
Weekdays Only - Pioneer Square
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It's been a week and I'm still at 1%
I'm never finishing this book.

As I was walking into Starbucks this afternoon for my third cup of coffee, some kids excitedly called out my name.
They are in high school now and  were studying for finals.
Oh yeah, That's why this job is fun.
They eventually turn into real people.

TWO SIDES!!!

June 9, 2013
 
 
 
 
NBA Finals - Game 2
(including the six best soundtracks to that block)
 
Tony Awards
 
"Then at nine o'clock, you changed to watch the games
The nerds: "Game of Thrones". The jocks: "LeBron James".


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A big late lunch, and a Fast and Furious marathon gave me a nice big nap in the middle of the day.
 
There's no blood going to it.
It's to the point where I can't focus on the things that matter, but I can't shut my brain off.
That mental energy has to go somewhere.
 
 
Today, I won the Super Bowl three times.
With the Bengals, Seahawks, and Dolphins.
This was relaxing.
 
There are big lists of other things I want to accomplish.
But this is all I could do today.

Power Tool Races and Peanut Butter Pie

June 8, 2013

Music Video on Vimeo
This is just the trailer.
The real video is full length. 
(Click the link above.)
Decoding Annie Parker 


Sounders v Whitecaps

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Georgetown Carnival

 

 

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Mandarin Great!

June 7, 2013



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I wish someone had done this with me.
This might be my favorite song ever.





Burnout (and Treehouses)

June 6, 2013

Do We Have A Song of the Summer Yet?
A great list of all the contenders.



Total Burnout
I've been exhausted for the last two months. 
(Start at 2:00)

Didn't make it to any SIFF this year.
I haven't picked up a book in weeks
I've had the same Netflix movie for months (Seven Psychopaths)
Haven't run in weeks even though the weather has been amazing. 


 I would like to still work on:
Badminton (Varsity)
Soccer (IM)
Dodge Ball (IM)
Volleyball (regional)
Girls Tennis (JV)
Leadership Lock-in (Weekend)
Natural Helper (Weekend) 

I would like to step back from: 
Ultimate Frisbee (IM)
Boys Basketball (Varsity)


Tomorrow will be the first day that I leave the building at the normal time.

Holy crap. 
I need to cut back.

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Tree House Project










Thursday, June 6, 2013

SMUSH Kickball

June 5, 2013

Illinois Mathematics and Science Academy
AURORA, ILLINOIS — As a teenager in the early 90s, Peter Chu was obsessed with an online game called DikuMUD. He spent countless hours playing this Dungeons-and-Dragons-like computer creation, but playing wasn’t enough. He wanted to understand how the game worked and, more importantly, change the things he didn’t like about it. As luck would have it, DikuMUD was open source software, so he was free to download the code that underpinned the game and start hacking it — and that’s what he did.
The program was written in C — a language he didn’t know — and he didn’t really have much experience with any kind of programming. But he was in an environment where he had the time and resources to teach himself. He was a student at the Illinois Mathematics and Science Academy, IMSA for short, a public live-in high school with a unique approach to education. Every Wednesday at IMSA, students are free to work on whatever they want — to follow their particular passions through self-directed study, internships, or other projects. Chu used his Wednesdays to hack DikuMUD.
“I had to learn what the programming language was, learn what a compiler was,” he remembers. “I found books on it and talked to upperclassmen. But basically had to learn it on my own.”


Facebook is changing. Surely you've noticed. Your best friends are getting buried beneath memes; your mom is getting pushed aside by image spam. Your social graph is becoming secondary to your interest graph.
Worried about competitors like Tumblr and Twitter, and urgently in need of new revenue flow following its rocky IPO, the biggest social network in the world is drifting away from its social core.
Say hello to the new Facebook. You won't find many people here. But you will find a lot of trash.






The (First) Last Tennis Match

June 4, 2013

The overlapping comeback episodes of Arrested Development didn't live up to the comeback hopes of some of the show's rabid fans. So the rabid fans at Reddit are trying to fix things. If you didn't spend your entire Memorial Day weekend obsessing over Arrested Development, here's a refresher: Netflix's fourth season of the show features 15 episodes, each focusing on one character but with intersecting story lines across all eight hours. Our Richard Lawson wrote: "Essentially they've taken a typical Arrested episode, blown it up, and dissected it into fifteen parts. Thus all the swiftness and brisk efficiency has been sapped, each overly long episode struggling to get through a lot of plot in order to justify its existence as a standalone entity."
Reddit users have since taken it upon themselves to re-edit the series so the re-imagining resembles more typical Arrested episodes, by telling the story of the Bluth family's return, chronologically. One user, "morphinapg," has already posted his entire version of the series. Even from watching one episode, you can see how drastically it differs.

Eureka Burger to Open in University Village
And then there’s the booze. Suzuki is really proud of the relationships these restaurants have with smaller breweries (and distilleries) in California and sounds excited to do the same up here. And, people—Eureka will have 40 taps. A third of them will be rotating Washington brews; the others will include some locals and some favorites from California, but all smaller-scale American beers. Each restaurant builds its list individually, so beers vary widely by location.

A 21-bottle whiskey list pays tribute to the 21st Amendment and includes brown liquors from California, Oregon, Texas, Kentucky, Tennessee, and Utah. Ask about the unprinted “antique collection” list each location keeps behind the bar. The words “Pappy Van Winkle” were definitely uttered during my conversation with Suzuki.


Flopping in the NBA - A History of (Non)Violence
It’s a tale that has grown in the telling. It was February 1976, and the Boston Celtics were hosting the Houston Rockets at the grand old Boston Garden. At some point during the game, Houston guard Mike Newlin slid into the path of Dave Cowens as the Celtics legend was driving strong toward the hoop. Cowens brushed by Newlin, who then acted as if he’d been blasted by a shotgun, flying backward and drawing the charge. Cowens pleaded his case to the referee, but, then as today, the ref wasn't having it.

When Cowens finally turned from the ref, what did he see? The cowardly figure of one Mike Newlin, dribbling down the court while presumably holding an Oscar statue in his other hand. So Cowens did what real, honest-to-goodness M-E-N did back in the bloody days of yore. He Jadeveon Clowney–ed the villain, turned to the referee, and bellowed, “NOW THAT’S A FUCKING FOUL!” Flagrant foul, Cowens ejected; a blow for justice that would echo throughout time had been struck. Celtics coach Tommy Heinsohn argued against Cowens’s ejection so strenuously that he was then ejected. Green-blooded talismanic architect Red Auerbach, waiting in the locker room, greeted Cowens with a hearty “It’s about time!” One imagines rose petals falling like confetti and knights on steeds blowing triumphal horns.

Thought Experiements: Robots and AI

Infinite Jest Atlas

Seattle Center Summer Events Guide
You have to click at the top of this page
Galaxy Quest
The best movie about Star Trek is not even a Star Trek movie.

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Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Worthy Opponents and Electrical Networks

June 3, 2013
If Don Draper were alive in the 80's, he would say things like this:

You create rules. Lines you won't cross. But none of that matters when you're staring down a Klondike bar.

Everyone you’ve ever loved will leave, betray you, or die. Everyone but your Chia Pet.

The heart is like a Rubik's Cube. You can twist & turn it trying to get back where you were, or you can just smash it and move on.

Teenagers want to be everything their parents aren't: mutants, ninjas, but most of all turtles.

All pursuits are trivial. Your board game’s just the only one with the guts to say it.

Pac Man teaches that pills are the only thing keeping the ghosts away.

Give this guy a follow. He's got some real gems.

Summeofjest.org
A group of people are readin the post-modern classic Infinite Jest, a thousand page behemoth sure to consume your entire summer.
Has anyone read David Foster Wallace?
Is this going to be worth reading?


Can someone watch this and tell me if I'll be sick? 
The latest film is Cutthroat, by award-winning director Steven Cantor. Clint Malarchuk was famous for being an NHL goalie, but he would go down in hockey history for suffering one of the most gruesome injuries in the history of sports when an opposing player's skate severed his carotid artery. This story covers Malarchuk's miraculous physical recovery from the injury as well as the long and grueling emotional recuperation that took two decades and included an eventual stay in a mental hospital for PTSD treatment. [Warning: This film contains graphic footage of the injury.]

“Dogs are not about something else. Dogs are about dogs,” Malcolm Gladwell indignated in the introduction to The Big New Yorker Book of Dogs. Though hailed as memetic rulers of the internet, cats too have enjoyed an admirable run ascreative devices and literary muses in Joyce’s children’s books, T. S. Eliot’s poetry,Hemingway’s letters, and various verses. But hardly ever have cats been at once more about cats and more about something else than in Lost Cat: A True Story of Love, Desperation, and GPS Technology (public library) by firefighter-turned-writer Caroline Paul and illustrator extraordinaire Wendy MacNaughton, she ofmany wonderful collaborations — a tender, imaginative memoir infused with equal parts humor and humanity. (You might recall a subtle teaser for this gem in Wendy’s wonderful recent illustration of Gay Talese’s taxonomy of cats.) Though “about” a cat, this heartwarming and heartbreaking tale is really about what it means to be human — about the osmosis of hollowing loneliness and profound attachment, the oscillation between boundless affection and paralyzing fear of abandonment, the unfair promise of loss implicit to every possibility of love.


JAMES CARVILLE (POLITICAL COMMENTATOR): HOBART AND WILLIAM SMITH COLLEGES
“You’re leaving here, and I can sit here and tell you all the vapid bull that comes out of the spring air in Upstate New York about being un-tethered, and drifting out on the sea of life, and plan your work and work your plan and all of that SPAT! You’re getting ready to go get knocked down. That’s what’s going to happen. Everybody wants to be a success but no one wants to stop and understand what it takes to succeed.”
 
MARTIN SHEEN (ACTOR): LA ROCHE COLLEGE
“We are not asked to do great things, we’re asked to do all things with greater care. Such an ideal is rare in a culture of so compromised values and so much cynicism, a culture that all too often knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.”
JOSS WHEDON (WRITER/DIRECTOR): WESLEYAN UNIVERSITY
“If you think that happiness means total peace, you will never be happy. Peace comes from the acceptance of the part of you that can never be at peace. It will always be in conflict. If you accept that, everything gets a lot better.”

Ira Glass on the Secret of Success in Creative Work, Animated in Kinetic Typography
"The most important possible thing you can do is do a lot of work."


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Heat-Pacers Game 7 was a complete disappointment.
Never competitive, the Pacers were completely overwhelmed against a superior opponent with a home court advantage.
 Playing Power Grid, I know how they felt.

The basketball game was so bad I started playing something else to keep myself entertained while I was watching something that was supposed to be entertaining.
What does that say about the quality of this Game 7?

[Warning: Technical Game Junk to Follow]
Power Grid is like Monopoly in that finishing a game is rare. Usually someone realizes they are behind (or gets bored) and just gives up.
It's a war of attrition.
But we actually finished a game and the last phase of Power Grid is really great. The vast fortunes we amassed were put to war over increasing the capacity of our plants. My opponent had a commanding lead due to his initial location on the east coast, where connection costs are cheaper.
(The USA map seems very imbalanced in terms of starting locations. The western states are spread out and put you at a disadvantage. Which I know is how the real world works.)
 I cornered the Uranium market, which forced my opponent to switch to Garbage and bought me some time. But his monetary advantage allowed him to pay $252 for a $32 dollar plant and increase his capacity to win the game. The three different phases of the game play quite differently. And I could see the final stage being really fun with a big group. But I'm not sure a big group would have the fortitude to make it that far.

The game also plays much faster once players have an idea what they're doing.

And don't ever play with a guy with an MBA.
He'll take FOREVER.

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Recharge Part 2 - Electric Boogaloo

June 2, 2013
(Note:  I've kept this blog for almost 1000 posts. I think I've posted the link to this blog on Facebook twice. The only other times I've shared this, various colors of Johnny Walker were involved. Again, I know this is stupid (a real theme tonight). The whole reason I made this separate was to not bother you (like posting one link in your newsfeed was going to kill someone). I'm so glad that I'm getting comfortable with Facebook as it's dying out and people are jumping to Instagram and Tumblr. I'll get comfortable with those in another decade.)

Oh, and normally this blog isn't so meta.
It's usually a bunch of links and videos and things like that.
(p.s. Tonight the color was red.)
Pictures

The anxiety I have over sharing pictures is completely irrational.
In my phone, I had over three years worth of photos.
That does turn my Facebook profile into a time machine.

The pictures had been posted here on the blog.
Sheltered from the outside world where no one could see them.
Which is completely stupid because it eliminates the fun of sharing.
It's fun to find that someone has posted a picture of me. 
So why wouldn't other people have that same experience?

Facebook feels like I'm standing in the middle of the mall shouting "HEY EVERYONE!!! I MADE PICTUREGRAPHS!! ALL PEOPLE SHOULD LOOK AT MY INSTAGRAPHS!!"
I should get over it.
Photos are made for sharing.

There is a slight privacy concern.
But I didn't tag anyone on Facebook.
And I think my profile is locked down pretty tight.
So I posted the photos with everything private, then opened the albums up to share with only friends. That way, the photos are there, but you weren't shot with a flare gun notification.


Today's Photo:

I live 400 feet away from a coffee shop with a shady patio.
And I'm almost sure they have Wi-Fi.
Why don't I spend more time here?

Recharge Part 1 - Saboscrivner

June 1, 2013

Necessary Maintenance
I needed to shut everything down and make some repairs. 
Clean around the house. 
Do some work to close out the school year.
Update some calendars. 
Make plans and find activities for the summer.

But in the afternoon, I came across an article that affected me like this:
It's not even that the writing in this article is amazing, but a ginger beer milkshake sounds really good.

Ginger Beer Shake on Stranger Suggests
They were out of vanilla so they gave me hibiscus.

Sounders v Chivas
Obafemi Martins is quickly becoming one of my favorites.
He's a Sounder, former Newcastle player (my EPL Club) and he's Nigerian (I blogged for Sounders.com about Nigeria in the last World Cup [which sounds more impressive than it was]).
This game included him scoring a goal, getting a terrible red card from Ricardo Salazar (ugh), and Chivas scoring an own goal.


Facebook
I'm posting photos to Facebook tomorrow. I'm trying to clear off my phone and part of that is getting rid of pictures. The photos are saved to a Picasa album linked to this blog, but I want them on Facebook so it's easier to access them.
But I don't want to bombard anyone's news feed. 
So I changed my privacy settings to (hopefully) not notify everyone of changes I make.
My other problem is my lack of understanding of how Facebook works. I don't know how to post photos to a specific album or without tagging things. 
How can I use a social networking tool without being social?
I need Fakeblock (which is kinda real)
But I need the fake Fakeblock, not the real Fakeblock.
Though I know both are fake.

You can't tell me the new season of Arrested Development isn't fun.
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ANYWAY, I really hope I have the privacy settings correct.

Today's Photo:

I finally hung some paintings, updated some settings and finished some work on my chromebook, and pulled some first issues and one-offs to decorate the counter.
I also scored a ton of points in my Epic Win app.
LEVEL UP!!!

Pint Sized Coaches

May 31, 2013

How Meals Win Wars
Sleepy midnight chow became a teeming communion of comrades, and everyone from Special Forces operators to supply clerks, from privates to majors, met nightly to break bread. Even the First Sergeant seemed vaguely human for that singular midnight hour. Morale improved in ways immeasurable, and the pride John took in his work resulted in a renewed espirit de corps that lasted through the end of the deployment. He dragged a lot of people to the finish line.

Space Team iOS Game
Download this free game and shout commands at your friends while they shout commands at you!
It's more fun than it sounds!

Be Like Water: The Philosophy of Bruce Lee
After spending many hours meditating and practicing, I gave up and went sailing alone in a junk. On the sea I thought of all my past training and got mad at myself and punched the water! Right then — at that moment — a thought suddenly struck me; was not this water the very essence of gung fu? Hadn’t this water just now illustrated to me the principle of gung fu? I struck it but it did not suffer hurt. Again I struck it with all of my might — yet it was not wounded! I then tried to grasp a handful of it but this proved impossible. This water, the softest substance in the world, which could be contained in the smallest jar, only seemed weak. In reality, it could penetrate the hardest substance in the world. That was it! I wanted to be like the nature of water.
Suddenly a bird flew by and cast its reflection on the water. Right then I was absorbing myself with the lesson of the water, another mystic sense of hidden meaning revealed itself to me; should not the thoughts and emotions I had when in front of an opponent pass like the reflection of the birds flying over the water? This was exactly what Professor Yip meant by being detached — not being without emotion or feeling, but being one in whom feeling was not sticky or blocked. Therefore in order to control myself I must first accept myself by going with and not against my nature.

How and Why to Teach Your Kids To Code
Whether or not your child grows up to be the next Zuckerberg, programming is a highly useful skill for him or her to learn. It teaches vital problem-solving, creativity, and communication skills. Plus, it can be downright fun for you both. Here are some of the best tried-and-true apps for teaching kids of all ages how to code.
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Our tennis matches turn into community events where kids sort of compete against other schools.

"Just Say What's On Your Mind..."

May 30, 2013








NPR's Guide to Running Gags from the Show

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It's tough to fill time.
We were given one day to prepare a 40 minute assembly with every boy in the school. 
The kids had already made a presentation, but we were told to "just fill in with whatever thoughts you have".
Improv.

There are many messages that kids need to hear. And I could probably talk about two or three if I had enough time to prepare. But  when I'm speaking "off the cuff" I know end up repeating myself, mix metaphors, thematically shift gears like crazy, and probably end up repeating myself.



It's not a big deal, and I'm just glad I could help at the assembly, I think I just feel like I could have helped out more if I could have prepared more.