Friday, June 6, 2014

June 6, 2014






To celebrate his 40th birthday, Chilean ultramarathoner Matías Anguita ran 40 marathons in 40 days. What compels a person to never stop going?

Five times over, Anguita has completed the Atacama Crossing, a self-supported, seven-day ultramarathon, which is part of the 4 Deserts Race Series, a circuit that includes races across the Gobi, the Sahara, and Antarctica. Nobody before Anguita has run the length of Chile in consecutive days. No runner before him has crossed the Atacama Desert so many times.

A shot for the ages. A collapse for the ages. One year later, the Heat and Spurs are back in the NBA Finals to do it all again.

I watched Ray Allen play for my favorite team for five years. He goes to the same spots and does the same things the same ways — not just for weeks, or months, but for years and years and years. He’s the closest thing we have to an NBA robot. He treats 3-pointers like tennis players treat their serves, golfers treat their swings and pitchers treat their delivery — quick jump, quick release, perfect form, line drive, bang. Every shot looks the same. Watch Ray long enough and you instinctively realize when he’s heating up, when he’s shooting from a spot he likes, and when he’s thrust into a situation that — even if it seems chaotic — happens to be perfect for Ray Allen and Ray Allen only.

With seven seconds left in Game 6, suddenly, we were in one of those situations. And I knew just from watching him backpedal those first two steps.





Thursday, June 5, 2014

June 5, 2014




After his first five seasons in the NBA, Delonte West was the kind of player who basketball obsessives knew and loved, a fan favorite who hadn’t drawn much mainstream attention. That changed on Sept. 17, 2009. Around 10 p.m., not far from his home in Prince George’s County, Maryland, he was pulled over on his three-wheeled Can-Am Spyder motorcycle for making an unsafe lane change. West explained to the officer that he was carrying weapons: a 9 mm Beretta, a Ruger .357 magnum, a Remington 870 shotgun, shotgun shells, and a bowie knife. The police later reported that the shotgun was in a guitar case.









But the major reason, I suspect, is because we're all going to someday die.

The present is never enough, because the present always vanishes. This obsession with legacies is because we all know that eventually this series is going to end, and everyone's going to retire, and everyone's going to die, and all of this ultimately means nothing. Which means we must make it mean more.

We keep the stakes high for these matchups by insisting that it's not just one series on the line, not seven games to decide an individual season's champion: It's in fact the future. One year, one championship, can't possibly be enough: Every game is for eternity. The stakes for LeBron and Duncan aren't victory or defeat: It's immortality or death. This has to mean something. It has to mean more.


Monday, June 2, 2014

June 2, 2014





For just about everyone but the poor goalie coaches, the Western Conference finals were a classic. The possibilities were infinite, and no lead was ever safe. The series often felt like one of those endless tennis matches that ultimately gets postponed for darkness — all volleys and lunges and momentum changes punctuated by gasps and pumped fists. You got the sense that if the playoff format were best of nine or 11 or more, the two teams would keep playing and scoring and brazenly subterfuging until someone finally turned off the lights and forced them to go home. It was telling that Kings coach Darryl Sutter identified his team’s best games of the series as Games 1, 5, and 6 — the three they lost.





Sunday, June 1, 2014

June 1, 2014




Today, he is on the verge of achieving that dream. But Nicolelis, now 53, won’t be playing; he’ll be representing Brazil as a neuroscientist, and he’s hoping to pull off a demonstration straight out of a science fiction movie. On June 12, during the opening ceremony of the 2014 FIFA World Cup, eight paralyzed individuals will come onto the pitch. Seven will be seated in their wheelchairs. One of them, however, will be standing. He’ll walk a few steps toward a soccer ball. When he reaches it, he’ll hitch back his leg and then strike the ball. It may roll only a few feet, but that will be enough to officially kick off the Cup. To accomplish this astonishing feat, all he’ll have to do is think about walking. A bionic exoskeleton controlled by his mind will do the rest.





Chris Bosh on trading stardom for rings.

Bosh was presented with a once-in-a-lifetime chance to join forces with Pat Riley, LeBron, and Wade in Miami. In the summer of 2010, at 26, while James publicly weighed his free-agency options, Bosh faced his own decision — one that would define his NBA career, along with those of two other superstars, and the trajectory of two franchises. He could be the cornerstone player and the face of the team in Toronto, or he could accept a less glamorous role in a potential dynasty.




Misogyny, Entitlement, and Nerds.
To paraphrase the great John Oliver, listen up, fellow self-pitying nerd boys—we are not the victims here. We are not the underdogs. We are not the ones who have our ownership over our bodies and our emotions stepped on constantly by other people’s entitlement. We’re not the ones where one out of six of us will have someone violently attempt to take control of our bodies in our lifetimes.

We are not Lewis from Revenge of the Nerds, we are not Steve Urkel from Family Matters, we are not Preston Myers from Can’t Hardly Wait, we are not Seth Rogen in every movie Seth Rogen has ever been in, we are not fucking Mario racing to the castle to beat Bowser because we know there’s a princess in there waiting for us.







Matthew Weiner had a busy Memorial Day weekend. The midseason finale of Mad Men aired (the last episode of Season 7A, as they say), and Weiner spent the rest of the weekend writing the actual series finale (i.e the finale of 7B), and giving interviews to seemingly every entertainment publication out there. Most of the interviews cover the same ground — Bert Cooper’s death, hallucinations/flashbacks, Don and Peggy’s relationship, Don and Joan’s relationship, Ginsberg, ending a show — so we’ve pulled together Weiner’s best quotes here to help you avoid reading the same thing four times and have a more productive Tuesday.

Saturday, May 31, 2014

Thursday, May 29, 2014

May 29, 2014

Inside Amy Schumer
Slap Chef and Sleep Gym

Love and Rockets

I didn't realize the title was so literal. 
Maggie is a mechanic and she is fixing a rocket while falling in love.

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

May 28, 2014

The Signal

Rhino Room - Chicken and Waffles
Ma'ono has a little station in the corner where they make this.

Sunday, May 25, 2014

May 25, 2014

Mariner Game
We stayed in the 'Pen all day.
But I ventured to the right field foul pole to get Pyrmaid Weiss Cream Ale.
It's on nitrous, it's so smooth, and I've only ever seen it here.

There are pictures somewhere...

Thursday, May 22, 2014

May 22, 2014

Georgetown Liquor Company


Team Ecco and Sonic for the WIN!!!

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

May 20, 2014




Tennis was beautiful today.

And I learned that The Flash has strange villains.
Weather Wizard? Trickster?
I've never heard of them 

Monday, May 19, 2014

May 19, 2014

How To Suck
A Special Message To The Graduating Class of 2014




Taken from the secret perch of the El Camion Taco Truck. 
It's not that secret because there's a big sign. 
But I had to come to Home Depot anyway, and I knew where the tacos were hiding.
It feels like one of those secret things that only locals know.

Sunday, May 18, 2014

May 18, 2014


This is a pinball game called Slugfest at Hooverville.
It's really fun, and I earned four free games.

Belgium might be one of the most exciting teams at the World Cup.

Worth reading, if only for Sorkin's idea for the final image.
SORKIN: From time to time, my mind would wander to what a series finale would look like. I didn't have any ideas — just an image. Bartlet, the now ex-president, would be in street clothes and a baseball cap and just blend into the crowd until we couldn't make him out anymore.

Saturday, May 17, 2014

Friday, May 16, 2014

May 16, 2014

Bag O' Games from a really nice family.


Bouncy Obstacle Course at the Wild West Dance

Thursday, May 15, 2014

May 15, 2014

Superman: Red Son is a comic book published by DC Comics that was released under their Elseworlds imprint in April, 2003. Author Mark Millar created the comic with the premise "what if Superman had been raised in theSoviet Union?" It received critical acclaim and was nominated for the 2004 Eisner Award for best limited series.

The series was told across three large prestige format comic books. It mixes alternate versions of DC super-heroes with alternate-reality versions of real political figures such as Joseph Stalin and John F. Kennedy.

In Red Son, Superman's rocket ship lands on a Ukrainian collective farm rather than in Kansas, an implied reason being a small time difference (a handful of hours) from the original timeline, meaning Earth's rotation placed the Ukraine in the ship's path instead of Kansas. Instead of fighting for "... truth, justice, and the American Way," Superman is described in Soviet radio broadcasts "... as the Champion of the common worker who fights a never-ending battle for Stalin, socialism, and the international expansion of the Warsaw Pact."




Siff Volunteer Shirt

I'm going to have a hard time volunteering this year because I don't want to wear this shirt.

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

May 14, 2014

Though I was disappointed at first, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. got really good this year.
They did a great job retooling what didn't work until they found where the fun and excitement was hiding. 
It's not too late to catch up.


Superheroes need to get away sometimes. 
And sometimes they retreat to nature, just like the rest of us.

Some app called "Make It Rain" is tearing up iTunes.
What the heck?


Tuesday, May 13, 2014

May 13, 2014

Three hours of testing
So I'm caught up on everything at work

And got to watch some cartoons with the kids.

Beautiful weather for tennis
We played 10 on a court and even dad jumped in.

Jason grilled two kinds of flank steak while we watched the playoffs

Marvel agents of shield had a great finale with Sam Jackson.

And I went to bed early

But there aren't any pictures.
 
I just didn't think about pictures.

Sunday, May 11, 2014

May 11, 2014


EPL Final Day - FREE SHIRTS

Newcastle v Liverpool

Frozen
My mom loves Disney, but doesn't stay up to date on the new classics.

Power Grid


Saturday, May 10, 2014

May 10, 2014

Having so many good things to watch/listen/play/read is wonderful, but comes with a dark side.
Great things are used up and discarded in favor of the new.
I can't remember the last time I re-read a book or re-listened to a podcast. 
So here are two great things that I recycled:

Mass Effect 2

GI Joe Retaliation


I wrote this as a reminder to go through the SIFF schedule this year. But there are SO MANY GOOD MOVIES that I didn't finish yet.

(SIFF Movie Schedule
necessitates going through previous years.
I should really add tags to old posts.)


Wednesday, May 7, 2014

May 7, 2014

Sounders v FC Dallas
Such emotional whiplash.
The ref was a joke, throwing out yellow cards the same way the Hulk deals out smashing.
The growing frustration turned on a dime thanks to a late goal to steal three points.
I couldn't even really enjoy the victory. 
I could barely believed it happened.

Monday, May 5, 2014

May 5, 2014



It's Staff Appreciation Week.

This is the first year where that hasn't done anything for me.
I don't feel more appreciated.
I don't feel like the long hours and low pay are helped by a poster.

I get this way about once a year.
And normally, to pull myself out of it, I make a list.
The list has two columns:

Kids who drive me crazy because they are immature, annoying, or apathetic.

And kids who are a joy to work with because they work hard, are friendly, and exhibit growth throughout the year.

This helps me because, usually, my list of "Good" kids is much longer than my list of "Challenging" kids.

This year's total:
"Good"  - 59
"Challenging" - 37

It's never been that close before. 

Sunday, May 4, 2014

Friday, May 2, 2014

May 2, 2014

I know I'm late to the party, but there's some great stuff in here.

Team Me - F is for Faker

John and Jacob - I'd Go Back




Deon Jackson - When Your Love Has Gone
He won't be at SXSW.
He's from the 1960's.

Interview with Mad Men Showrunner Matthew Weiner



At a recent event at the School of Visual Arts Theater in New York, I had the pleasure of interviewing Brooklyn-based artist, photographer, and Guggenheim Fellow Rachel Sussman about The Oldest Living Things in the World (public library) — her decade-long labor-of-love photographic masterpiece at the intersection of fine art, science, and philosophy highlighting thirty humbling organisms over 2,000 years of age, which I’ve covered at length previously. In our conversation, we explore how deep time helps make sense of our fleeting human lives, what the role of the “slow churn” of ideation is in the creative process, and why any meaningful creative endeavor requires an act of self-transcendence.


How Romance Is Evolving In Video Games



Jameis Winston Stole Crab Legs

Dadgumit!


Thursday, May 1, 2014

May 1, 2014


After tennis practice, my dad wanted to get coffee.

Then I spent Happy Hour on a patio

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

April 30, 2014

Fantagraphics
"Love and Rockets" is a comic strip that has been published for 30 years. That means that it's almost impossible to catch up. The publishers (Fantagraphics, you know, the store I'm standing in) FINALLY realized that this might be a problem, and came out with some new anthologies that collect major storylines over the last 30 years. Yay! Mexican-American Comics!


Flip Flip Ding Ding
New pinball in Georgetown
This "World Cup '94" game is the best.
There's a goalie and you try to score with your pinball. 
It's a simple, attainable goal. 
There's an assist spot, which holds your ball until you press the flipper. And there's a corner kick, which whips the ball towards your flipper just like a real corner kick.



Mean Girls 10th Anniversary
We Wear Pink on Wednesdays
It's stunning what percentage of current middle schools girls wore pink today. 
My rough estimate is 70%

Shake It: A Modern Polaroid Love Story

Billy Joel - Just The Locations

30 Rock Double Edged Sword