Monday, March 31, 2014

March 31, 2014

At the Mariners Open House for the first game of the year.
We scored 10 runs.
Last year, we couldn't do that in a week.
Beer and Pizza were only $5
Pyramid brews something I've only ever seen at Safeco.
It's called "Weiss Cream" and it rhymes with (and tastes) like ice cream.




Sunday, March 30, 2014

March 30, 2014



Someone...or someTHING, is pranking me.
I found these little flyers all over my classroom.
They say "Five And A Half Gringos".
Which was my band in high school.
But nobody I work with now would know that.
And nobody that would know that would have access to the school.

So what the heck is going on?

Friday, March 28, 2014

March 28, 2014

 






Dr. Horrible and Captain Hammer

Bob Ross

Freakazoid

Darkwing Duck





This drink had EVERYTHING in it.
I was WIRED for the rest of the day.

Thursday, March 27, 2014

March 27, 2014



But a funny thing happens as you watch Luongo, night after night, over a few years. You begin to see the game entirely through those expressive eyes. While there's no shortage of floundering professional athletes, to watch the exposed nerves of arguably the best at a position made something impossible seem entirely relatable. If you were Canadian you had no choice but to put all your hope in Luongo for that gold medal game in 2010. The experience fucked up everybody in Canada for months leading up to the game. And the 67 minutes he went against a transcendent Ryan Miller was the most agonizing thing in hockey my generation has ever been exposed to.

The story quickly became that Canada won not because of Luongo but in spite of him. But some of us began to see Luongo in a new light. Did he look solid? He didn't. Did he get it done? Roy, who delivered one of the greatest performances in the history of goaltending against Hasek in Nagano, never won a gold for Canada.

Mondo Gallery is known for presenting fine art posters for films, and when they partnered up with Oh My Disney to present a show at South by Southwest (SXSW), we had a hunch the response would be positive. Disney enthusiasts were excited from the moment the show was announced – so much so that many people waited outside for over a day to ensure they would be the first in the doors when the gallery opened. Mondo and Oh My Disney wanted to make sure no one was left out, so they released a recap video of the show for everyone to enjoy:





Wednesday, March 26, 2014

March 26, 2014

The Manifesto for the new data journalism site from Nate Silver, FiveThirtyEight
This article explains copyright law through every episode of The Office
The same guy also made a supercut of every cigarette smoked in Mad Men
And the trailer for Season 7. Which tells you absolutely nothing.
Burn, Destroy, Wreck, Kill
Turns out the Sounders have too many fans. In 2009, their first year in the MLS, the Sound Wave - sponsored by the club — played in the middle of the ECS section. That was bad. The ECS wanted to sing chants that include lines like "We don't hear a fucking thing!" and "I'm always drinking!" The band played music that was more family friendly — still fun, like samba riffs and death metal and classic rock ... but nothing with the word "fuck" in it.

The band got pushed out. Now they set up on the direct opposite side of the field from the ECS, in what's called the "Hawks' Nest" — the eponymous fan section for the Seattle Seahawks, for whom the stadium was primarily built.

On top of that, lots of people in the ECS say the band tried to hijack their march to the match, the weekly parade from Occidental Square to CenturyLink an hour before kickoff. The band tried to get in front of the supporters. So the supporters let them march. Alone.

Now the band marches in the back.

The ECS won. But a lot of their members won't let it go.

"I fucking hate that band. I feel like that's pretty common," Josh Chambers says the morning of the opener, drinking a vodka and Red Bull at Fuel. "They try to ruin our march every fucking time .... They're still a fucking marching band playing terrible CeeLo Green songs."

I asked two friends named Roman and Zach what they thought of the Sound Wave. "Bullshit," they said together. Then Roman added, "I hope they die in a fire."


Tuesday, March 25, 2014

March 25, 2014

 Frozen is now at Redbox.
You have no excuses left.
 
The Spike and Luke Show: Redux
 It was the best game of the worst season.

That’s one of the ways we’ll remember the 2013 NCAA championship game. All year, we’d heard that college basketball was in crisis. “College basketball stinks,”
wrote Mark Bradley of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. ESPN’s Jay Bilas told the Associated Press, “Our game is brutal to watch right now.” Scoring was down. The star power was gone. Coaching had become too conservative. The referees were letting the games get too physical.

Then, in the final game of the season, there at the Georgia Dome, we saw one of the finest title games in years. It was free-flowing and high-scoring, low on turnovers and rife with scoring runs. As much as anything else, it was a showcase for two bench players who became stars. The night belonged to Spike Albrecht, the tiny Michigan freshman, at least until it belonged to Luke Hancock, the sweet-shooting Louisville junior.



Mariners Add Cask-Conditioned Beer


Revisiting Beyoncé: Could 'Jealous' Be Its Most Important Song?
Across her solo albums, a few recurring themes have shown up: the empowerment that comes with being a strong, independent woman, and the fulfillment that comes with love and marriage (and now, motherhood). At times, these two themes have appeared at odds—like when she was criticized for calling her tour the Mrs. Carter Show, as if she couldn’t adopt her husband’s last name (officially, she is BeyoncĂ© Knowles-Carter) and still be a feminist—but “Jealous” excels at exploring the tension between these ideas creatively. When she’s making a meal naked in her penthouse, BeyoncĂ© seems pretty excited about playing up the role of the wife in the kitchen, but the moment it goes wrong—when she’s all alone with the dinner she slaved over—that same role she embraced can turn and feel oppressive. “Sometimes I want to walk in your shoes, do the type of things I never ever do,” she sings after the chorus. “I take one look in the mirror, and I say to myself, 'Baby girl, you can’t survive like this.'”
 
 
Clearly we need a faster rapper. To get a feel for the world’s fastest lyricists, we turned to Rap Genius. If that name sounds familiar to you, it’s because the Rap Genius guys revealed the inner workings of rappers’ minds through charts. By compiling an enormous database of rap lyrics, they were able to compare rappers’ word choice over time, revealing, for example, that “cash” was more important than “girls” in the late 1990s.
 
 
 

Monday, March 24, 2014

March 24, 2014

Caught up on Tonight Show

Billy Joel - 2 Man Doo-Wop

"You May Be Right"

Billy Joel and Brian Johnson


Nate Bargatze - Yelled At By A Clown

Patton Oswalt in The Magic Clap

Kevin Bacon still gets Footloose



One Direction: This Is Us
Kids at school are guilting me into watching this.
Then one of them made a quiz about the movie:

It's pretty well put together. But it included some questions that weren't in the movie. So I was expected to do internet research about the band. Which I did, but only to figure out which guy is which.
The essay question on the test is to choose my favorite member of the band. I chose Niall and now I can't unknow that about myself.

Saturday, March 22, 2014

March 22, 2014



We did things beside the Fantasy Baseball draft. 
NCAA Tournament.
Threw the football around. 
Played some board games.
Built a pillow fort.
Watched Road House.
Typical Mattawa Saturday.

Friday, March 21, 2014

March 21, 2014


May The Best Team Win?
It's March. It's time to root for underdogs.


This teacher is using Game of Thrones spoilers to discipline his class. 

Rory Gilmore read 339 books over the seven seasons of Gilmore Girls. 

The Time Traveler's Almanac is a huge collection of time traveling stories. I love time travel.

Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice
No good reason. Just saw Christopher Walken on TV.

Arcade Fire covered Motownphilly.




At our staff event/board game thing, someone rolled this twice in a row. What are the odds?

Thursday, March 20, 2014

March 20, 2014



Dropped
I feel like I should let you know what you’re in for. This is a long story about a juggler. It gets into some areas that matter in all sports, such as performance and audience and ambition, but there’s absolutely a lot of juggling in the next 6,700 words. I assume you may bail at this point, which is fine; I almost bailed a few times in the writing. The usual strategies of sportswriting depend on the writer and reader sharing a set of passions and references that make it easy to speed along on rivers of stats and myth, but you almost certainly don’t know as much about juggling as you do about football or baseball. We’re probably staring at a frozen lake here.

A few juggling videos are embedded below. I hope they help. We may fall through the ice anyway.

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

March 19, 2014

In A World...
Very confident debut effort from Lake Bell.
Very worthwhile and worth your time. 
Here's a glowing review.

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Don’t make me chase you down.
A walk down memory lane with 75 years of March Madness
What All The Smart People Say
Fancy computer models were invented to give you the best upset picks of the first round.
Obama (who traditionally goes with chalk) picked Michigan State
Nate Silver gives Louisville the best chance to win the Tourney at 15%
Mike Pesca helps you zig when everyone else is zagging.
Unless they're zagging too.
Then you could try zogging.
But that doesn't go well.

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

March 18, 2014

You can finish Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes in 10 minutes

This cardboard standing desk is one of those things I would get really excited about... and then never use.

I don't know that I'll ever really understand Bitcoin.

This four year old coach imitating his grandpa is adorable.

This Brian Scalabrine 30 for 30 trailer is spot on. And yes, I would totally watch this doc.

The Paralympics Closing Ceremony paid tribute to Russia's greatest cultural export.

Monday, March 17, 2014

March 17, 2014

Daredevil

In the first panel, Matt Murdock (who is blind) talks about all the sounds he hears.
The bottom quote: "Good Lord, Lemon! That's your worst quadrant!" is from a 30 Rock episode we had just seen the previous day.


Lords Of Waterdeep


It's a board game you can play on your phone. 
Which really makes it a video game.
Or you could call it a board game without the board. 
Which would make it a table top game.
But my phone doesn't have a table...
OH! But it does have a desktop! 
Desktop Game! 
Nailed it.

Sunday, March 16, 2014

March 16, 2014

Comics Dungeon
(My Friendly Neighborhood Comic Shop)
Deadpool
Deadpool is known as the "Merc' with a Mouth".
He also can't die.
So he's not really worried about anything.
It's kind of like Groundhog Day.
But Deadpool carries around katanas and submachine guns.
Saga
This Brian K. Vaughn series follows star crossed lovers in space.
I haven't really started the book yet.
But people say it's great.
And I loved "Y: The Last Man"

Card Kingdom
(My Friendly Neighborhood Board Game Shop)

Legendary
 All your favorite Marvel Heroes battle all your favorite Marvel Villains.
Clearly, time and passion went in to this deck building card game.
It wasn't that hard to learn, can support 2-5 players and is Co-Op but still has a winner (whichever Hero defeated the most evil wins the game).
It's really fun and seems infinitely replayable because you can have any combination of heroes, villains, and schemes.
There are also a few expansions with Fantastic Four and other less famous Marvel characters.
This game is really fun and I want it!
 
 Tsuro of the Seas
You are a boat on the raging sea.
And dragons are coming to destroy your ship.
The game has fantastic art in the Japanese wood block style.
It also plays very fast and can support up to 8 people.
 

Friday, March 14, 2014

March 14, 2014

To collect photographs is to collect the world. Movies and television programs light up walls, flicker, and go out; but with still photographs the image is also an object, light-weight, cheap to produce, easy to carry about, accumulate, store. . . .
Photographs are perhaps the most mysterious of all the objects that make up, and thicken, the environment we recognize as modern. Photographs really are experience captured, and the camera is the ideal arm of consciousness in its acquisitive mood.
To photograph is to appropriate the thing photographed. It means putting oneself into a certain relation to the world that feels like knowledge — and, therefore, like power. . . . Photographic images … now provide most of the knowledge people have about the look of the past and the reach of the present. What is written about a person or an event is frankly an interpretation, as are handmade visual statements, like paintings and drawings. Photographed images do not seem to be statements about the world so much as pieces of it, miniatures of reality that anyone can make or acquire.
 
The picture may distort; but there is always a presumption that something exists, or did exist, which is like what’s in the picture. Whatever the limitations (through amateurism) or pretensions (through artistry) of the individual photographer, a photograph — any photograph — seems to have a more innocent, and therefore more accurate, relation to visible reality than do other mimetic objects.
[…]
While a painting or a prose description can never be other than a narrowly selective interpretation, a photograph can be treated as a narrowly selective transparency. But despite the presumption of veracity that gives all photographs authority, interest, seductiveness, the work that photographers do is no generic exception to the usually shady commerce between art and truth. Even when photographers are most concerned with mirroring reality, they are still haunted by tacit imperatives of taste and conscience. . . .
In deciding how a picture should look, in preferring one exposure to another, photographers are always imposing standards on their subjects. Although there is a sense in which the camera does indeed capture reality, not just interpret it, photographs are as much an interpretation of the world as paintings and drawings are.
 
Photographs, which cannot themselves explain anything, are inexhaustible invitations to deduction, speculation, and fantasy.
Photography implies that we know about the world if we accept it as the camera records it. But this is the opposite of understanding, which starts from not accepting the world as it looks. All possibility of understanding is rooted in the ability to say no. Strictly speaking, one never understands anything from a photograph.
 
 
 
 
 
Then again, not every photograph is a masterpiece.
 
 

 

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

March 12, 2014

Our school is great.
 
 
How The West Was Won
On January 1, 2011, the NFC West was the laughingstock of the NFL. The 6-9 Seahawks and the 7-8 Rams were one day away from playing a would-be playoff tilt on Sunday Night Football that would determine whether the NFC West would become the first division in league history to send a team with a losing record to the NFL playoffs as its champion, inspiring national discussion as to whether the division was the worst in league history. The Cardinals, two years removed from a shocking trip to the Super Bowl, had failed to recover from the retirement of Kurt Warner and collapsed into one of the league’s worst teams. They were 5-10 heading into the final week of the season, as were their opponents, who might have been the biggest disappointments of all. The 49ers, expected to regress toward the mean after a promising 8-8 season with a 9.5-win point differential the previous year, had fallen off to an embarrassing 5-10 record. A fan base with high hopes had resorted to chanting “WE WANT CARR” at embattled head coach Mike Singletary amid an 0-5 start, but the 49ers instead stumbled through a stretch with Alex and Troy Smith before eventually firing Singletary on December 27, one day after a loss to the Rams.

On December 23, 2012, the NFC West was the toast of the league. TheSunday Night Football contest that night was between the 10-3-1 49ers and 9-5 Seahawks, two of the best teams in football. They would each make deep playoff runs; the Seahawks would come within one play of a rubber match with the Niners in the NFC Championship Game, and the Niners would finish one play short of the Lombardi Trophy. The Rams, one of the league’s youngest teams, improved by nearly six full wins to finish 7-8-1; the Cardinals still hadn’t found a replacement for Warner, but they had managed to scrape together one of the league’s best defenses. The division that had been a case for playoff rule changes just 24 months prior was now, quite possibly, the best division in football. This Sunday, they’ll renew acquaintances in Seattle in one of the most highly anticipated matchups of 2013.

How on earth did that happen to the NFC West?

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

March 11, 2014

On Scientific Literacy
In the interest of our competitiveness, security, economy, and democracy, in the 21st century every single citizen of the United States of America should know what science is. All citizens should be able to apply the scientific method — a majority of the country should have the propensity to do so — and everyone should appreciate science’s limits… .

It is important to underscore that knowing what science is and making decisions solely based on science are not the same goal. This is about raising the tide and assuring the honesty of the public sphere. If as a country we choose to periodically reject scientific evidence or thinking — in lieu of an economic, political, or religious lens, for example — at least we will be on the same page when we do, employing and transparently weighing scientific evidence in our deliberations not debating the merits of scientific evidence.
 
  
 

Monday, March 10, 2014

March 10, 2014

South Park: The Stick of Truth
The "Grand Wizard" edition came today.
It's incredible.
There are in-jokes and references EVERYWHERE.
Below is Cartman's closet.
There are jokes from 20 different episodes in this picture.

Sunday, March 9, 2014

March 9, 2014

 
 It used to be that standing in front of strangers and speaking into a microphone was the easiest way to be funny in public, an ongoing audition that eventually morphed into an art form. It was a way to control the cruelties of show business, a way to be judged on your own terms. And so the audience was the adversary, the jokes were weapons, and vulnerability was to be avoided at all costs. The goal was to kill. And maybe get a sitcom in the process.

And so all the greatest 20th-century comedians, from Pryor all the way to Maron, painstakingly honed their acts, minute by minute, laugh by laugh, in pursuit of a bigger and better job. A career wasn’t an elevator — first stop SNL, next stop fame — it was a cliff. All of them talked about stand-up as their true love, but it was a true love that didn’t come with health care or stability; it was the sort of love that’s better appreciated when you have 46 Porsches in the garage. I criticize Leno for being distant and unknowable, but really he’s just one of a long line of funny men who made their bones (and millions of dollars) squeezing into suits that didn’t quite fit. So what if the skills required to host a late-night talk show have almost nothing to do with those needed to put on a tight 20 minutes at the Laugh Factory? To paraphrase Seinfeld, there’s no such thing as a bad gig as long as you’re being paid for it.