A kid came up to me this morning and said she was supposed to write a poem, but couldn't come up with one. Trying to help the youth of America skate by with the bare minimum, I suggested that she just write the easiest kind of poem, a haiku.
She handed me this note an hour later saying,
"Hey. You're appreciated."
The poem might be more touching if it didn't look like a ransom note.
Kid, I don't feel appreciated when you tell me you forgot about me.
Let me try a Haiku:
"Poem lacks effort.
You need to try much harder.
Next time? Try Starbucks."
Nice!
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