March 13, 2012
In three weeks, this grading will all be done.
Marvel Movie Marathon
An all-day extravaganza of Iron Man, Incredible Hulk, Iron Man 2, Thor, and Captain America, leading up to the midnight showing of Avengers.
It would be tons of fun, except it's on a Thursday.
This might be a better idea at a home theater on a weekend.
Book of Mormon in Seattle
At the Paramount in 2013.
Mariner Commercials
I would put the "Impressions" video here.
But MLB won't let me.
They want to prevent me from sharing a glimmer of excitement I have about my local baseball team.
Real smart, MLB.
Dads Are The Original Hipsters Tumblr
Wow.
Your dad was into bar games before you were and he’s got the shufflin’ skills to prove it. He was an Olympic level athlete of drunk-sport who’s performance enhancing drugs came in pint form. With blurry eyes and an alcohol steadied hand, he won Miller High Life gold medals with his deadeye skills. His name still echos through the walls of most pub-stadiums, and haunts the alcohol soaked playing fields where we stand today.
So hipsters, next time you’re playing American Tripps in the Secret Alley, sliding the PBR pucks at Doc’s Clock or apathetically tossing darts at any dive, remember this…
Your dad is only 3 Hamms and a smoke away from schooling your ass at any game.
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