Monday, July 2, 2012

"That's Right. I Am Dangerous."

June 25, 2012
Top Gun at Central Cinema in Hecklevision
There is so much about this movie to heckle.
How much rubber dog s#!% is Hong Kong producing?
So much that they would need an entire cargo plane?
And who is buying all this rubber dog poop?

Chinese Man Dies From Watching Too Much Euro 2012
[Jiang] was found dead by his mother after his 11-day football watching marathon, finally expiring after Ireland's 2-0 defeat to Italy on June 18.
"We would rest occasionally but he watched everyday and would not miss a single match," one friend told the Sanxiang Metropolis.

Liu Zhiling, a doctor from the local People's Hospital ER, told the newspaper: "Jiang was in good health. But staying up through the night and not sleeping enough weakened his immune system and he drank and smoked while watching the football, triggering his condition."
Dr. Zhiling continued and dropped some serious knowledge that clearly requires a medical license:
"If you use beer to replace water that is not good. Alcohol harms [the body]."


Mozart always wrote music.
Rembrandt always used paints.
JJ Abrams uses lens flares.
Sorkin has certain touches he loves too.

Today's Photos:
YAY! 
Kids graduate!




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