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September 8, 2012

Mending the Mario Timelines

There are at least two timelines on the Internet that put the major Super Mariogames in chronological order, as if they happened to one guy named Mario who has been living an extraordinary life.

These timeline don't present Mario as a real man. The people who make these timelines aren't that free-thinking. But the makers of Mario timelines have asked questions that most people have lived their lives without asking, questions like: Does Super Mario Bros. 3 really take place after Super Mario Bros. 2?

JJAMZ. Heartbeat

Song is a j-jam! (See what I did there!)
But the official video is super creepy.
It's probably better if you just listen to the song.

FSU Scores 55 Points in 36 Minutes

While the FSU players didn't get a lot of time to run up their stats, there were still some solid numbers flying up on the tally boards. 

Quarterback EJ Manuel was 10-for-13 for 161 yards and three touchdowns before leaving this game. 

Sophomore running back Devonta Freeman put his explosiveness on full display by running on seven carries for 69 yards and a touchdown. 

Senior wide receiver Rodney Smith had three receptions for 77 yards, and freshman receiver Kelvin Benjamin had three receptions, two of which were touchdowns. 

So with that FSU dominance, this insanely lopsided matchup came to an early and abrupt end, which is probably best for all involved. 

Sounders Win

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