Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Empty Trophies

September 12, 2012

Three Dollar Comic Sale
If you've always thought about getting some comics, now is a good time.

Seattle Times Fall Art Guide
Don't ever say there's nothing to see or do around Seattle.

Professor X Killed
NOOOOOO!!!

New Wreck It Ralph Trailer

Why Trophies Matter
They really used to matter to me. Until I realized, much like Foursquare badges, that I was trying to earn them just to say I did.  I wasn't having as much fun as I thought I was.
Huh?

Today's Photo:
Trophies are still fun as a digital record of all the games I played, but I feel no more motivation to earn them.

Another Six Winner Week

September 11, 2012
 
In the 60’s, space exploration was an American obsession. This hour of Radiolab, charting the path from romance to increasing cynicism.

We begin with Ann Druyan, widow of Carl Sagan, with a story about the Voyager expedition, true love, and a golden record that travels through space. And astrophysicist Neil de Grasse Tyson explains the Coepernican Principle, and just how insignificant we are.
 
Grantland Paycheck Games
And so on Saturday night, in the heart of Paycheck Season, two games neared a climax: In Tallahassee, with Florida State leading 48-0, the Seminoles and Savannah State — not just a Football Championship Subdivision team, but one of the lowliest programs in the Subdivision Formerly Known as I-AA, a team that fell 84-0 to Oklahoma State the week before — agreed to play with a running clock. The 'Noles scored again, and then a rain delay gave the officials time to consult the NCAA's rules manual (King James version) to see if they could just call the whole thing off, thereby infuriating no one except a few masochists in Vegas who had parlayed the 70-point spread. Thus were renewed the annual set of questions about the haves enlisting the have-nots as chumps just so those chumps can afford to replace the pile carpeting in the locker room.

I used to feel this way a little bit.
I'm over it.  I get to work with kids, play badminton and basketball, and I get summer and all major holidays off.  I don't get paid as much as other people, but it's still a pretty sweet deal.
 
I quit teaching because I was tired of feeling powerless. Tired of watching would-be professionals treated as children, infantilized into silence. Tired of the machine that turns art into artifice for the sake of test scores. Tired of being belittled, disrespected and looked down upon by lawyers, politicians, and decision-makers who see teaching as the province of provincials, the work of housewives that can be done by anyone.

When the teaching profession loses respect, or ceases to become a profession, children pay the price. I'll borrow the Howard Gardner definition of a professional, which is as good as any:
A professional is a certified expert who is afforded prestige and autonomy in return for performing at a high level, which includes making complex and disinterested judgments under conditions of uncertainty. Professionals deserve to live comfortably, but they do not enter the ranks of a profession in order obtain wealth or power; they do it out of a calling to serve.
 
Today's Photo:

My buddy has a football pool where you pick eight winners every week.  If anyone hits all eight, they win the pot.  
Out of 68 tries, we have accomplished this twice.
It's harder than it looks.
You try it.

Dire Cat. House Sigil

September 10, 2012

Robbers Cave: The Spontaneity of Intergroup Conflict
The groups themselves were highly similar. They’d been previously matched as closely possible for things like height and weight, athleticism and popularity outside of camp, previous camp experience and musicality, and so on. To an outside eye, they were just your typical kids arriving for a relaxing stay at summer camp.
In reality, they were no such thing. They were instead the subjects in what has since become one of the most famous studies in social psychology—specifically, the area devoted to intergroup relations: Muzafer Sherif’s Robbers Cave experiment. The goal of the study was multifold: to see how quickly group identity could become established among strangers, how fixed or flexible that identity was, how it would play out in competitive settings with other groups, and how the group conflict dynamic could be mitigated after the fact.

Us Open Final

WWE Jerry Lawyer CPR
One of the WWE's most beloved announcers suffered a heart attack on air.  He's stable and recovering now, which makes this tragic scenario just a bit easier to take. It's very strange to watch pro wrestling's fourth wall crumble.

Today's Photo:

Hobbes is a dire cat and the sigil of our house

"Message Deleted. End of Messages."

September 6, 2012
 (Out of order. Oops.)
Cat Power - Cherokee
 
A list of some of the coolest and most creative games around.
Some are availible on your phone or computer right now!

Jim Croce - I Got A Name
 
 
Today's Photo:
I successfully stopped the "Message" button from flashing.
It only took me six years.

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Obsolete Jerseys

September 9, 2012
Matt Stafford - Fantasy QB
I'm in a League of Dorks with the TBTL crew.
My team was auto-drafted because this is a league just for fun.
The Matthew Stafford era has begun.
Go Mexpendibles!
Real Rob Report
Michael Robinson videotapes and reports on the Seahawks.
Ringworm Sherm. Awesome.

Lovesick Joe on NYC Subway
 Late last month we caught up on the saga of one man's struggle to find his true love. Or a love. Or just some lady that may sleep with him. The man, known to us only as Joe, has been hanging up signs all over the subway system (old school Missed Connection style), and has become somewhat of a beacon of light for hopeless romantics. His posters read, in part:
"Sofia. This is Joe. The good looking Italian you met on the D train at Coney Island July 4th: U and I had strong chemistry in the few minutes we talked... U were about 30, Spanish, long real brown hair, 125-130 lbs, real pretty. I hope we will meet again soon Sofia!!!"
He left his number (which was out of service), but weeks later it seems he still hasn't met his Sofia. This morning a reader sent in the above photo, telling us, "I actually met him! This morning I was on D platform at Atlantic/Pacific and I noticed a guy putting up the same flier... immediately I asked him, 'Are you Joe?' 

Today's Photo:

We are wearing jerseys from:  Matt Hasselbeck, Rick Mirer, Walter Jones, Shaun Alexander, and Joey Galloway.  None of these players are on the Seahawks anymore.
Sigh.

Old School Sounders Friends

September 8, 2012

Mending the Mario Timelines

There are at least two timelines on the Internet that put the major Super Mariogames in chronological order, as if they happened to one guy named Mario who has been living an extraordinary life.
These timeline don't present Mario as a real man. The people who make these timelines aren't that free-thinking. But the makers of Mario timelines have asked questions that most people have lived their lives without asking, questions like: Does Super Mario Bros. 3 really take place after Super Mario Bros. 2?


JJAMZ. Heartbeat
Song is a j-jam! (See what I did there!)
But the official video is super creepy.
It's probably better if you just listen to the song.

FSU Scores 55 Points in 36 Minutes

While the FSU players didn't get a lot of time to run up their stats, there were still some solid numbers flying up on the tally boards. 
Quarterback EJ Manuel was 10-for-13 for 161 yards and three touchdowns before leaving this game. 
Sophomore running back Devonta Freeman put his explosiveness on full display by running on seven carries for 69 yards and a touchdown. 
Senior wide receiver Rodney Smith had three receptions for 77 yards, and freshman receiver Kelvin Benjamin had three receptions, two of which were touchdowns. 
So with that FSU dominance, this insanely lopsided matchup came to an early and abrupt end, which is probably best for all involved. 

Sounders Win

Today's Photos:





Park Statue

September 7, 2012

Game of Thrones Theme by Cats

Game of Thrones Watch the Throne
Jay-Z and Kanye West's long-awaited collaboration, Watch the Thronedebuted on Monday. In the two days since, we've listened to it very closely. At first, we were all like, "Hey, that's pretty good, plain and simple" but as the listens mounted up, we noticed something odd. We're just going to come out and say it: Possibly Watch the Throne is an undercover homage to the HBO adaptation of George R.R. Martin'sGame of Thrones? Look, we're not saying it's quite on the "sync Dark Side of the Moon with the Wizard of Oz and watch some crazy shit happen" level, but Ho and 'Ye may, in fact, whisper "Winter is coming!" to psych each other up before a show. (Or, maybe, they just watch HBO.) Please, take a look at the track-by-track evidence of the connection between the two (note, it contains spoilers from the first book in the series and the TV show):

Florida State Favored by 70

If you go with No. 6 Florida State in Saturday's game (3:30 p.m. ET, ESPN3) against lowlySavannah State, you'll be starting with a 70½-point deficit.
That's right, SEVENTY AND A HALF!
"Without a doubt," said Mike Colbert, vice president of risk management for Las Vegas-based Cantor Gaming, "this is the biggest line I've put up in 10 years doing this."
The line later dropped to 69½ points Friday night.


Chris Kluwe Responds to Anti-Gay Politician
I can assure you that gay people getting married will have zero effect on your life. They won't come into your house and steal your children. They won't magically turn you into a lustful cockmonster. They won't even overthrow the government in an orgy of hedonistic debauchery because all of a sudden they have the same legal rights as the other 90 percent of our population—rights like Social Security benefits, child care tax credits, Family and Medical Leave to take care of loved ones, and COBRA healthcare for spouses and children. You know what having these rights will make gays? Full-fledged American citizens just like everyone else, with the freedom to pursue happiness and all that entails. Do the civil-rights struggles of the past 200 years mean absolutely nothing to you?

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Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Cahoon Classic 2012

September 5, 2012
 
On June 8, 2010, while on a book tour for his bestselling memoir, Hitch-22, Christopher Hitchens was stricken in his New York hotel room with excruciating pain in his chest and thorax. As he would later write in the first of a series of award-winning columns for Vanity Fair, he suddenly found himself being deported “from the country of the well across the stark frontier that marks off the land of malady.” Over the next eighteen months, until his death in Houston on December 15, 2011, he wrote constantly and brilliantly on politics and culture, astonishing readers with his capacity for superior work even in extremis.
 
U.S. Open Match Balls
When sports fans think of game-used memorabilia, baseball bats, hockey sticks and jerseys come to mind. In tennis, players, not teams or leagues, control many of the rights to their gear, and they have not been selling much of it.     
  
The United States Tennis Association is trying to change that. For the first time, fans at the United States Open can buy tennis balls used in specific matches that have been authenticated and sealed for their protection.       
 
If you saw Novak Djokovic beat Julien Benneteau on Sunday and want a souvenir, you can visit a booth at the Open and, for $59.99, buy one of 11 balls from their third-round match. You can also bid for a 12th ball — the one used for match point — at an online auction on the United States Open Web site.

Macklemore - Thrift Shop
Rap video about shopping at Goodwill.
 
Mannequin Design
Cool video from the art and culture site, Nowness.
 
 Today's Photos:
Cahoon Classic
Play was slow, but we kept our focus and played well as a unit.
Ok, THEY played great as a unit.
I sucked.


Ugghh... Bus Traffic

September 4, 2012

Michelle Obama with Jimmy Fallon

Allen Stone on Last Call

Allen Stone - Last Call With Carson Daly from ATO Records on Vimeo.

Jimmy Fallon is one of my favorite shows.  I record him at night and then watch him when I get home from work.  Fallon always puts me in a great mood.  Carson Daly is on at 1:30am, but with DVR's, that part doesn't matter.  Daly found a format that plays to all his strengths.  He loves music and relaxed conversation with people. That's all "Last Call" does.  Check the TV listings and if a band you like is on "Last Call", give it a try.

Bruce Lee Remix


Ice Cream and Cake Dance
We had all the kids try this on day one.
They did not look like this.

Today's Photo:

We're Back!

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Mt. St. Helens: The Escape

September 3, 2012

Skrillex - Summit with Ellie Golding 

At one of the MANY lookouts along the road to the visitors center.

All our shirts match. They say:
"I kicked ash on Mt. St. Helens".














These sculptures pay tribute to Mother Theresa, Holocaust victims, and the American Indians.  Really.

Mt. St. Helens: The Climb

September 2, 2012


Pepsi and the National Football League (NFL) today announced the launch of the Pepsi NFL Anthems program, a national campaign that will feature some of today's most talented musical artists, iconic NFL teams, and exciting players. The program will bring to life four originally created anthems by Kid Rock, Kelly Clarkson, Ice Cube and Travie McCoy, as well as a remixed version of Wiz Khalifa's 'Black and Yellow,' an anthem that swept the nation last season. The anthems were inspired by the artists' passion for their cities and hometown NFL teams.

Kanye "Stronger" Lawsuit
Someone tried to sue Kanye over this:
Right now, Kanye West is likely pretty happy he's not dead while parsing whether or not he actually is stronger. After all, when he "stole" the line, "What doesn't kill me makes me stronger" — from 19th Century German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche — for his 2007 song "Stronger," he likely didn't expect to get sued by songwriter Vincent Peters, who thought he invented the maxim… or just that he thought of using it first. As reported by AllHipHop , a judge presiding over the suit recently ruled in West's favor.
"Although the fact that both songs quote from a 19th century German philosopher might, at first blush, seem to be an unusual coincidence," Judge Diane Wood reportedly said, "West correctly notes that the aphorism has been repeatedly invoked in song lyrics over the past century." Her ruling went on to say, "We are not persuaded that the similarities alleged by Vince P rise to the level of copyright infringement."

Here's that same line used over and over:

And while looking for that article, I found this:


Today's Photos:
Mt. St. Helens




This thing is a GPS beacon that helps track shifts in tectonic plates.







Mt. St. Helens: The Arrival

September 1, 2012

No media consumed today.  
We made the trip to beautiful Cougar, Washington near Mt. St. Helens.
If you go, please stay at the Lone Fir Resort which provided one of the great campground experiences in recent memory.  They have everything including a pool table, electrical outlets to charge your devices, an electric organ, showers, pizza parlor, and there is a coffee stand a short walk down the road.








"Take that, Cougar!"


Whitney made a Skrillex, Owl City, Beach House hybrid.

Reader Board Retro Logo

August 31, 2012

Seattle Bike Blog Bike Map
I'm not against bikers, they just need to realize they aren't cars.  
This map helps keep them away from me.  


Best Cat Video on the Internet
People got together at an art museum to figure this out.
Somebody has got to do the hard work.
You guys are the real heroes.

Opera On Tap from The Sun Break
Highly recommended.


Chuck Klosteman Makes Three NFL Rule Changes

Here's something I hate about myself: Whenever the NFL introduces a new rule, I'm automatically against it. My natural reaction to any change in the rule book is to assume it's wrong.1 And yet — despite this reflexive disagreement with every change made by other people — I annually find myself inventing potential rule changes that I'd undoubtedly be against if they were proposed by anyone who wasn't me.
Here are three rule changes that I would consider wrongheaded, except for the fact that I thought of them …
Today's Photo:

I changed our reader board message.
Check out that sweet logo in the upper left.

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Staff Pool Party

August 30, 2012

Problem is, if you don't take time for proper R&R, your body won't adapt to the stress of your training—you won't get stronger or faster, explains Stacy Sims, Ph.D., at the Stanford Prevention-Research Center, School of Medicine. Neglect recovery for too long, and you will start to lose strength and speed. You'll sink into the black hole known as overtraining.

First, your sleep patterns and energy levels will feel the effects. Eventually, your immune system crashes, and you lose your appetite. It's like burning out your engine. And you don't have to be logging 100-mile weeks to suffer. Recreational runners can overtrain, too. "With deadlines, chores, bills, kids, and lack of sleep, it's more challenging to recover properly from your runs," says Sims.

Cooling Glove - Better Than Steroids

"Equal to or substantially better than steroids … and it's not illegal."
This is the sort of claim you see in spam email subject lines, not in discussions of mammalian thermoregulation. Even the man making the statement, Stanford biology researcher Dennis Grahn, seems bemused. "We really stumbled on this by accident," he said. "We wanted to get a model for studying heat dissipation."
But for more than a decade now, Grahn and biology Professor H. Craig Heller have been pursuing a serendipitous find: by taking advantage of specialized heat-transfer veins in the palms of hands, they can rapidly cool athletes' core temperatures – and dramatically improve exercise recovery and performance.

Mo Rocca on The Right To Vote
Short doc for the New York Times about our lack of a universal right to vote.
(Did you kind of think we had that in America?  Turns out we don't.)

On The Road With The XX
It's been three years since the xx released their debut, xx, in the summer of 2009. That album took them out of their parents' bedrooms, where they wrote it — at night, quietly, so as to not wake anybody up. Artists with hit debut albums are always going on about how they never expected anyone to hear the songs on their hit debut albums. With xx, though — a piece of music so hushed it's almost radical — you believe it when they say it. Watch old clips of the three on YouTube getting a microphone jabbed at them by some U.K. TV personality, and you can see the trio going bug-eyed with incredulity:You're asking us questions? About this little album we made? Us? In September 2010 they were nominated for the very-big-deal Mercury Prize, awarded annually to the best album in Britain.

Today's Photo:

STAFF PARTY!!