July 24, 2012
How To Be A Person
from the staff of The Stranger
August 7 - Elliot bay book release
(Here's a sample Lindy West wrote on Cracked.com)
"Heyyy, Kevin," (for the purposes of this speech your name is Kevin). "It's the real world calling. COLLECT. Yeah. It's this thing we had before cell phones. It's just- listen, shut up. I just wanted to call and let you know that this isn't Playpen 101 at Babies Academy anymore -- this is the real world, and in the real world, we play hardball. And fastball. And we take it to the limit, and also I'm not here to make friends. Look to your left. Look to your right. One of those people thinks that I am joking right now about taking fastball to the limit without making friends. Now, decide which one you think it is and punch that person in the junk-bag. Congratulations. You just passed your first pop quiz." CUH-LICK.
Today's Photos:
How To Be A Person
from the staff of The Stranger
August 7 - Elliot bay book release
(Here's a sample Lindy West wrote on Cracked.com)
"Heyyy, Kevin," (for the purposes of this speech your name is Kevin). "It's the real world calling. COLLECT. Yeah. It's this thing we had before cell phones. It's just- listen, shut up. I just wanted to call and let you know that this isn't Playpen 101 at Babies Academy anymore -- this is the real world, and in the real world, we play hardball. And fastball. And we take it to the limit, and also I'm not here to make friends. Look to your left. Look to your right. One of those people thinks that I am joking right now about taking fastball to the limit without making friends. Now, decide which one you think it is and punch that person in the junk-bag. Congratulations. You just passed your first pop quiz." CUH-LICK.
Today's Photos:
Golf is just hanging out in a big park.
If you don't care about your score, it's super relaxing.
Jefferson Park Clubhouse
That bottom "3"?
That's a PAR!
My first ever.
Goodbye, Ichiro.
I want you to get traded off the Yankees, then win multiple titles.
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