Day 208 - Fast Five

May 1, 2011

"'Fast Five' will push all your action buttons, and some you haven't thought of. So what if you hate yourself in the morning."    

- Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

"The film is basically Ocean's Fourteen starring a multiculti version of the cast of Jersey Shore."  

 - Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly

"Beyond implausible, but it works as a live-action cartoon."  

 -Richard Roeper

"What it all comes down to is a skillfully assembled 130 minutes at the movies, with actors capable of doing absurd things with straight faces, and action sequences that toy idly with the laws of physics."  

 - Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun Times

I don't know how else I can convince you.  

Do you like things that are awesome?  

See Fast Five!!!!!

Here's an interview with the writer of "Fast Five" via the Onion News Network (thanks, Justin)

Also, you can listen to Bill Simmons and Adam Carolla break down "Fast Five" on the 4/28 B.S. Report (or you could grab it on iTunes)

Spoiler alert! Bill Simmons and Adam Carolla dissect Vin Diesel and Paul Walker's "Fast Five," the latest installment of "The Fast and the Furious" franchise.

And in other news, the Swingers softball team can't seem to win a game.  

Only five runs?  

Blarg.