Sunday, August 28, 2011

Day 312 - G-G-G-G-G-G... G-SERIES!!!


August 15, 2011


I was led to believe that this stuff would make me superhuman.  And would let me sweat in color.  

Neither of the above are true.  
Instead, it turned my tongue an odd shade of puce, and tasted like liquified cotton candy.
I feel lied to.


Linkage:

Calm Down, Don’t Be Stupid, and Try Not To Suck
(I'm talking to you Gatorade)

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